We Got EGGED. I hate AU.

NO, you did not misread. Amalee and I got EGGED! 

Who would have thought these things give BRUISES!?

I am so furious right now. But I will start from the beginning....

I woke up at 8 am, thinking I had class at 9, but I had class at 1030, so I did some homework, and then got ready, and actually curled my hair. I wore Lolita's hand me down black dress and I was very happy. I went to class and a Republican spoke to us (and it was bearable...I can't believe I just said that!) And we listened to a Democrat (YAY! I liked him) and then we listened to an Imam about Islam and the Environment, and that was really cool! I enjoyed it very much.  

Then I played scrabble, beat Drew, and broke 200 points! Wooot! I had a Double letter score on J (8points) and the R for JEER was on a triple letter score. Yay. Then I went to eat yogurt (and let me tell ya! Its hard being a CF! (RA whatever you want to call it! He had a social, to get people to go to a yogurt place, Mr.Yogato at Dupont Circle. And only me, Lily, and Maria went....sad. Its weird to be on this side of the CFing system!) Anyway, we went and it was okay, the yogurt was aight...and then... we went to Five Guys. I ate a burger with fries because I was so Hungry! I'm so bad...! I was eating a burger at 10 pm...

And then I came back, gave Amalee my extra fries and tried to watch something online.  Then, as I was watching the Nanny with Lily,  Amalee suggested we go for a run, it was 1145 mind you, but then I felt rather guilty for eating and said "Hey what the heck, I'll take a ride on the wild side" and then changed.  We stretched and started to run. Then we walked a bit, and as we were walking, I felt something hit my leg and I look up and Amalee is complaining about her back and I look up and a black suburban car is driving past, and a hand is reaching out the window and I see him throw an egg at the person twenty feet from us. We look down and there are two eggs cracked on the sidewalk! One had hit the back of my leg and the other hit Amalee! I don't think either one of us have ever said the string of expletives we said on repeat for quite so long. Basically, we don't like AU. And look at what happens to our efforts at working out! This is why I don't do anything. Epic Fail # 3 million this week! 

My leg...

Amalee's pants...! 

We were furious! We walked back and called campus safety and were livid... i literally told the campus safety guy "I'm not paying so much money to get egged while I am walking!" Stupid hazing process! Yes, I said that! And WHAT?! im pissed. What a way to end my night! 

Anyway... that wasnt fun. Im going to bed and lamenting my inability to even work out without something happening!  UGH.

Okay, gnight people.